Your Highness

Movie Synopsis

When Prince Fabious’s bride is kidnapped by an evil wizard, he must go on a quest to rescue her, accompanied by his useless brother Thadeous.

Movie Review Summary

Oh dear. Where to start. I had some hopes for this movie. Natalie Portman was in it, that had to be good right? It was something like a medieval fantasy, perhaps it would be like Willow? Well, those hopes I had before I started to watch this movie were quickly destroyed. For this is a story that has been born of either a teenager’s mind, or an adult who has smoking something they shouldn’t be. It’s humour is childish, but this is not a film you’d want your child to watch. Evidence for the prosecution is so abundant I could pick any 30 seconds of the movie and you’d get my point, but it is so embarrassingly, cringe-makingly lewd that I won’t give you any of it here, for fear that minors read this.

Suffice to say, if you want a decent fantasy film, go watch Willow. If you want a comedy, go watch something with Ricky Gervais in it. Do not even bother with this shocker of a film.

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